Drilling Contractor-
A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
Bid Opening-
A poker game
in which the losing hand wins.
Bid- A
wild guess carried out to two decimal places.
Low Bidder-
A drilling contractor
who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate-
The cost of
drilling in heaven.
Drilling Manager-
The
conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different
union.
Critical Path Method-
A management
technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
Completion Date-
The point at
which liquidated damages begin. |
OSHA- A
protective coating made by half baking a mixture of fine print,
red tape, split hairs and baloney. Usually, applied randomly with
a shotgun.
Strike-
An effort to
increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Delayed Payment-
A tourniquet
applied to the pockets.
Liquid Damage-
A penalty for
failing to achieve the impossible.
Auditor-
People who go
in after a battle is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Lawyer-
People who go
in after the auditors and strip the bodies.
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